冤家成双对第三季

上一季结束的时候，杰夫和茱利亚终成眷属，太为他开心，30岁才有女友才第一次ooxx，感觉腐国的婚恋状况也和我们差不多嘛，高兴，感觉到了见证我国繁荣富强的时刻。这一季威尔玛的出现让我以为杰夫要成为剧中主导了，结果有点烂尾，总之我不太喜欢那个前女友死了的梗，还是杰夫讲他的理论时更有feel，听说第四季也不出来了，有点小小的难过，如果杰夫命运有所翻转会更好
斯蒂文又开演讲会了，义正严辞，慷慨激昂，喜欢女同的斯蒂文真是萌死了
兜兜转转的萨莉和派崔克两人才是我的心头之爱，第二季不举的梗达到一定境界了，那时候编剧还没花功夫写他俩，这季第三集还是二的，萨莉的小模样要心痛死我了，最后编剧给了欢喜结局，爱死编剧了
棒的要命的，男女梦境和男女视角，也只有腐国才拍的出这么高质量的东西吧
其实简好有魅力的，和詹姆斯的时候，都要弯了

coupling第一季第二季看的总是比较迷茫，比如抓不到笑点之类的，Jeff一开始也没有感到可爱，不由自主会觉得friends似乎更符合我的笑点。

然后，好像哪天茅塞顿开一样，第三季开始每集都笑的在床上打滚，昨天看完了第三季最后两集。有两段对白讲的酣畅淋漓，个人喜欢的不得了。

另外，主题曲我也很爱，就都贴出来分享下。

You won't admitt love me,
and so how am I ever to know, you always tell me, perhaps,perhaps,perhaps.


对白一，关于卫生间装不装锁。Susan和Steve同居Ing~

Susan：man and toliet- the love that dare not speak its name. what's that about.

Steve：（开始发飙~）
We are man, throughout history we have always needed, in times of difficulty to retreat to our caves.
It so happens in theis modern age that our caves a fully plumped.
The toliet for us, is the last bastion, the final refuge,the last few square feet of man-space lefe for us!
Somewhere to sit, something to read, something to do, and who gives a damn about the smell?
Because that for us, is happiness. Because we are man, we are different, we have only one word for "soap", we do not own candles, we have never seen anything of any value in the craft shop.
We do not own magazines full of photographs of celebrities with all their clothes on! (这是你们的心声啊心声~~）
When we have conversations, we actually take it in turns to talk! But we have not yet reached that level of earth-shattering boardom and imhuman dispair where we'd have a haircut recreationally.
We don't know how to get excited about REALLY, REALLY boring things, like ornaments, bath oil, the countryside, vases, small churches.
I mean, we do not even know what in the name of god's ass is the purpose of the potpourri! looks like breadfast, smell like your auntie!
Why do we need that? so please-in this strange and frightening world, allow us one last place to call our own, this toliet, this blessed pot, this fortress of solitude. you girls, you may go to the bathroom in groups of two or more, yet we do not pass comment, we do not make judgement, that is your choice.
But we men will always walk the toliet mile alone!


对白二：在Sally对Patrick意外的表白后 Patrick表示要和她说清楚

Patrick：Sally.

Sally：Patrick. (环顾四周，因为地点是他们6个人经常聚在一起喝酒的酒吧，但是现在一个人都没有）private function?

Patrick: yeah, there's something later.

Sally: oh, so that's not us, then.

Patrick: no, no. definitely not us. Sally...you are the most wonderful woman in the history of the entire universe. you're incredible, you've got the looks of a miss world with the brains to match. you're more than a woman, you are like a .....man.....seriously, you could be a bloke anytime you want, obviously a bloke with some pretty serious defects, but who cares about that. I've seen you down drinks with best of them. I wish I had a mother like you, or a grandmother, or any kind of ...... ancestor. and since you said what you said (回放下，前一集Sally脱口而出， I'm mad of Patrick.......) I've had a lot time to think, but obviously that is not always possible, nontheless i have been able to consider your.....application, and....and this is the point, this is the important point.

Sally, you need someone good enough for you,(Sally开始忍着眼泪猛点头，她觉得已经被拒绝了，然后我也开始含着眼泪打滚 ><)
you don't want some mutton-head city boy, who spends all his time thinking about their cars and his golf clubs. you want someone who can love you the way you deserve to be loved, the way I want you to be loved. Sally, you need someone who will love you forever...properly.

You are my friend, Sally, and I want to see you with the best, you need mr.amazing, mr.incredibly, superbly...fantastickness. and in your heart, I'm sure you know I'm right.

Sally: I don't want mr. superbly, incredibly fantastickness, you stupit, stupid ass!!! I WANT YOU!!!

(笑点开始来了）
Patrick：oh, for god's sake, Sally.....

Sally: What? What?!

Patrick：I WAS TALKING ABOUT ME! (气氛瞬间破坏）


接下去就是Steve和Jeff滚出来跳那个什么spider man的诡异舞蹈 笑惨了我


片尾曲：
if you can't make you mind up, we'll never get started,
and I don't want to wind up, being aparted, brokenhearted..
so if you really love me, say yes, and please don't tell me,
perhaps, perhaps, perhaps.


主题曲也是我的泪点。

Do you know what asses are, patrick?

Asses are the human race's favorite thing.We like them on each other, we like them on magazine covers, we even like them on babies.

When we're alone, we like to scratch them, when there's a fire, we like to warm them, and who among us hasn't, in a lonely moment, reached back for a discreet fondle?

We love our asses.When God gave us our asses, he had to stick them round the back just so we wouldn't sit and stare at them all day. 'cuse when God made the ass, he didn't say, "It's just your basic hinge. Let's knock off early." he said,"behold ye angels, I have created the ass. Throughout the ages to come, men and women shall grab hold of these and shout my name."

复习coupling又看到第三季了，以前以为就三季呢后来才知道还有第四季，但是没有jeff了那还有什么好看的吗（摔！

“六人行必不靠谱”，英美剧集创造了这个新的定律。所谓三角形具有稳定性，所以但凡六人搭档，总能在同性之间保持微妙的稳定又能在异性之中建议复杂的恋情。这是Coupling玩得最精妙的地方。
至于这六个小伙伴，一本正经从床上开始谈恋爱一路走到的翘臀美人Susan和不太成器的帅哥Steve的关系，明显是爱情主线，分屏探讨男女不同的婚恋观；而完全脱线的Jeff和生活在自己次元的Jane分别负责添乱搞笑和引入新元素；最后就不得不提及这对小伙伴了——三脚架VS皱纹女。他们的感情才是这里面最有意义的谈恋爱。
无所不能拥有傲人资本的Patrick在Sally面前第一次吃了败仗，从此就注定二人关系的不平凡。可偏偏是一个闷骚白目男，一个傲娇自卑女，有感情埋在心底（也可能是忘记了）。早在第一次见面的时候，就给错了电话号码，可是有情人终成眷属这句话总不是盖的，兜兜转转，真正相爱的人还是会走回到一起，继续他们的幸福生活。
现实生活大概不会如此，有刻意制造的浪漫，有无心经营的幸福，可是谁会真的注意床头柜上，随手放下，紧紧挨着的高脚杯呢？
又有谁会真的在最狼狈的时刻相遇，在互相拆穿和对抗到底后欣欣然的走到一起？
为了梦中一只蜘蛛三更半夜飞奔而去？
《蜘蛛侠》的梗用的实在太好，除了一如既往的无厘头和前后呼应的宿命感之外，或许更是一种爱情的态度：
我是你的蜘蛛人，为了你无所不能。
千丝万缕的关系，虽然结成了难以挣脱的网，但同时也是永远将我引向你的轨迹。
很好也很遗憾的是，这两个人大概永远不会好好谈恋爱。可是谁在意呢？爱情说到底不是用嘴巴谈出来的，而是用心暖出来的。
祝天下人都找到自己的蜘蛛人。