是，首相 第二季

首相越来越大智若愚了。 1:职位越高，被害妄想越严重。君臣之间忠诚第一。 2.领导人权威=国家形象？如何区分观点与谎言。 3.小狗与葬礼外交，接电话吐槽各国太精彩 4.反对某人，先表现出支持才能背后捅刀（太腹黑了） 5.精英政府与民众普选 6.政府对艺术拨款的态度与博弈 7.国民教育如何开展改革 8.Humpy终于犯错狼狈了一回，Bernard真是小机灵鬼。所谓“错综复杂的网”就是互相有把柄的网，这就是政治。 全系列都看完了，真舍不得啊。

EP 2

This is how you deal with questions. If you have nothing to say, say nothing. Better still, have something to say and say it, no matter what they ask. Pay no attention to the question, just make your own statement. Then if they ask the question again, what you say is, "That's not the question," or "I think the real question is..." And then you make another statement of your own.

EP 4

Basic rule of the city... If you are incompetent, you have to be honest; if you are crooked, you have tobe clever

When you wish to suggest that somebody is not the ideal choice, the first stage is to express absolute support. You don't want to say somebody's no good. You must be seen to be their friend. After all, it is necessary to get behind someone before you can stab them in the back.

That's the second stage. You list his praiseworthy qualities, especially those that make him unsuitable for the job. You praise them to the point where they become a vice. That's the third stage. Or, better still, you over-simplify his views by labelling them, as you just did.

The fourth stage. You name all his bad points by defending and excusing them. You know

- "Oh, it probably doesn't matter that he was a conscientious objector. - "I'm sure nobody's really questioned his patriotism. - "Or "I think the criticisms of him for bankrupting his last company "weren't entirely fair."

- That would certainly do it. - If not, you can always hint at a hidden scandal. - If he's not married, hint at homosexuality. - If he is married? - Adultery. - What if he's obviously happily married?

- Say he's extremely puritanical or he drinks or he's having psychiatric treatment. The possibilities are endless.

Ep 7

Tempora mutantur, nos et mutamur in illis.

- Times change and we change with the times.

Half of them are your enemies and the other half are the sort of friends that make you prefer your enemies.

就没人是来向老朋友哀悼的吗？

朋友？如果只请他的朋友可能连一座小教堂都坐不满。他这一死为世界做的贡献比他活着一辈子都大

还有个办法，把皇宫并入法国大使馆，这样狗就不算入境了

媒体的事我不用你教，报纸读者我最熟悉了。

『镜报』的读者是自以为在治理国家的人;

『卫报』的读者是自以为应该治理国家的人;

『泰晤士报』的读者是真的在治理国家的人;

『每日邮报』的读者是治理国家的人的夫人;

『金融时报』的读者是手里攥着国家的人;

『晨星报』的读者是想把国家交给别国治理的人;

『每日电讯报』的读者觉得我们正被别国治理着。

-首相，那『太阳报』的读者呢？

『太阳报』的读者不在乎谁治理国家，只要她前凸后翘就行

您会劝首相改变主意吗

-不，我会改变首相的主意

他肯定有见不得人的计划

-为什么

汉弗莱所有的计划都见不得人

这样一来，不但可以拨款给剧目，政府还能节余3000多万，也不会再有人说我粗俗了

-除非他们认识你本人

教育当然重要，它能让我输掉下次大选啊

-啊，我还天真地以为您是担心孩子们的未来呢

我也担心啊！毕竟他们满18岁就能投票了

多罗西，对于教育我能做些什么？

-您是打算真的做，还是看起来您在做

当然是看起来，我没法真的去做

我们为什么窃听他？他和俄国私通吗？

-不，比这更严重，他和法国私通

为什么？

-俄国人早对我们知根知底了

这就是我看了第一集之后的感受。如果政府都不管人民了，人民还能干什么？

还能吃饭，睡觉，工作，上学吗？其实是能的。

如果遇到疫情呢？还是能的。

如果遇到有人想把自己埋了呢？

还是能活的。

如果自己得罪了某个领导，会遭受灭顶之灾呢?

其实并不会有灭顶之灾。

好的，看来这个政府还是好的。至少它不会拦着我随意生活。