新贵第一季

好想找剧本来看啊！

以下台词转自：http://wanderingbakya.com/upstart-crow-season-1-wherefore-art-thou-shakespeare/

William Shakespeare Quotes from BBC Two’s Upstart Crow – Season 1 (and what they mean):

“The two tunnels that lie beneath the bridge be blocked. “ – William Shakespeare, when he means “snotted nose”.

“Romeo, Romeo, wherefore art thou Romeo.” – William Shakespeare when he means, “Why are you Romeo?”

“Leaping amphibian caught in the ruby pipe which starts with a swallow but knows not of birds.” – William Shakespeare when he means, “Have you got frog in your throat?”

“We unleash the most parasitic creature in Christendom.” – William Shakespeare, when he means “the English posh boy”.

“If you write a play, I fear it would be like that which stinks but be not fish, fertilizes plants but be not compost, and is the last stage of the digestive process but be not a glass of port in a pipe of tobacco.” – William Shakespeare, when he means “crap”.

“And so am I like the fulsome cleavage of a buxom saucy wench.” William Shakespeare, when he means “much looked down upon”.

“It won’t stay in that which supports a hat but be not a hook, has a crown but be not a king, and is fringe with hair but be not my balling brooks.” – William Shakespeare, when he means “earlobe”.

“You be that which though it have tits have no breasts, and though it have balls be not a game of tennis.” – William Shakespeare, when he means “man”.

Other Quotes from BBC Two’s Upstart Crow – Season 1:

“Love is the angry thorn upon the false rose, and I, am a prick.” – Florian Greene

“Where she breathes, flowers bloom. Where she sings, pixies dance. Her most billowingly flatulent fartle barfle be sweetly scented than all the perfumes of Arabia.” – Florian Greene

“I always think that a sentence sounds better if you mix up the words of it. It’s one of my best tricks.” – William Shakespeare (David Mitchell)

“As a dramatist, I take the view that a fat man with an ax saying, “Close your eyes, love” Thwack isn’t quite as compelling theater as Frigid Liz bitchslapping her cutesome Caledonian cals, Mary, in a bit of queen on queen action.” – William Shakespeare

“You can’t be an actor, you’re a girl. Where will you put the coconuts?” – William Shakespeare

“Clever girl is an ugly girl, Kate.” – Christopher Marlowe (Tim Downie)

“Your name is like a cold sore. It’s one everybody’s lips.” – William Shakespeare to Christopher Marlowe

“I must hasten to insert my nose between the set of the next royal buttocks before other oily courtiers fill the gap.” – Robert Greene (Mark Greene)

“Getting a bad review is much worse than getting the plague, because at least with the plague, the person who gave it to you dies.” – William Shakespeare to Bottom

“The noble peacock does not hang his head. He displays his bumshanks with magnificent feathery plumes.” – Christopher Marlowe to William Shakespeare after the latter receives a bad review.

“If I turn up in form-fitting tights, everyone will see I’ve got balls.” – William Shakespeare

“What is a potato but a starchy tuber? What is tobacco but a dried weed? What is a corn cob but a big yellow bubbly dildo?” – William Shakespeare

第4集：十四行诗

葛林的独白Some chink（裂缝） in the armour of his propriety（礼节）. Some lewd scandal, or base crime, With which to dispatch him to the dungeon or the gallows.

solvent没有债务的。 Nailed it.搞定了。 By Jupiter's hairy armpit.（完成了十四行诗集）Iambicpentameter is my bitch. A sonnet is like the idle wind when it bubbleth within, you have to let it out.一首诗出来了，就像泡泡一样，你得让它放出来。

A play is but a puff of air. A player's stinking breath doth give it life, but no sooner is it spoke than 'tis lost amid the burps and fartle barfles of the groundlings. But the published poem lives forever.表现莎士比亚还是最看重诗歌的，所以他自称诗人。 groundling特指没鉴赏力的低俗观众。

The sonnets are what the kids are digging and ever shall. Make the epic verse cycle look so last century.使长篇史诗像是过时。

Young people have such short attention spans these days.借古讽今，真是一句经典。

Don't get clever with me. 别和我抖机灵。

每次经典commuter的抱怨： Coach crash at the Watford turnpike. Well, it wasn't the crash that delayed us, amazingly the local watch clear that up with some efficiency. But all who then pass must slow to a snail's pace to gawp at the wreck.看热闹的不嫌事大。

You are so crap.你真烂。

超级好看我的天！！对莎士比亚早年创作生涯及其早期作品的解构式表达，黑色幽默到了极致，借古喻今了属于是。各种话题都有涉及，女性主义，英国交通之困境，莎士比亚之谜等等，台词花样百出，截图截到手抽筋😂 剧中最出彩的四个角色全部是女性——女管家凯特，莎士比亚之妻，大女儿苏，还有酒吧女老板。每个女性都是智慧的、勇敢的，相反男性角色都各有毛病，轻佻的，愚蠢的，自大的……嘲讽拉满了。 编剧一定最爱凯特了！凯特是小天使，独立、勇敢、智慧、博学、温柔……所有我能想到的美好品质都能拿来形容她！！！全剧之光！从第一季第一集凯特想做女演员，到第二季最后终于女扮男装演了一回罗密欧，再到第三季我们凯特拥有了想当导演的梦想！真是历经艰难一路成长啊，是小天使无误了！

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剧作家把它设置在什么样的岁月里呢？玛丽女王时代。原来是莎士比亚已经写出著名的历史剧之后，只不过他还没有成功。所以他频频引用亨利五世，亨利六世。而人设呢？他是一个奔走于伦敦和斯特拉德佛德的文人才子，总是在路中汲取灵感。

反正莎士比亚的具体生平不明，就随便编呗。

第1集是调侃罗密欧与朱丽叶。想法非常简单，用一个充满演员梦的女仆人，走地窖来哄骗一个狂热爱他的剑桥学生。一对情侣双双死亡，给莎士比亚提供了无限遐想，完成了他的经典巨作。同时又是特色的英式讽刺，把贵族狠狠的恶搞了一遍。“ I tried to shush him, but he would not beshushed.”

在第2集调侃哈姆雷特式的剧中剧，

第三集马洛《马耳他的犹太人》（意大利的露阴装），其实很有趣，只要你懂得其中的梗儿。特别是里面表现的时装，真的把当时的历史讲尽了。大反派Robert Greene，骂他暴发户乌鸦 Upstart crow，这是历史上的真事。

第4集十四行诗，第5集麦克白，第六集威尼斯商人。他们最喜欢干的事情，就是调动家人的积极性来排练莎剧。威廉的母亲Mary Harden，似乎带着那么一点贵族血统。威廉的女儿Susanna（Sue）13岁，是那么一点傻柴。当然威廉的老婆更重要，她的名字叫安Anne Hathaway（她与莎士比亚的情史在第3季的第1集）。

每次一到他就是阴沉的音乐。大胖子Burbage是威廉在伦敦 The red lion theatre的老板，在剧团里 MasterCondell专门演女人，Kempe是意大利名角。在他伦敦的家里，有一男一女两个角色，一个是房东的女儿Kate在他家里面打杂。男仆叫Bottom，总是被愚弄，却有一种傻傻的聪明。

本剧常用的梗：莎士比亚的秃头，他的名字，它的阶级，结尾的夫妻炉边谈话。格林用拉丁语。

醉过才知酒浓，爱过才知情重，你不能做我的诗，正如我不能做你的梦。 没想到莎翁的一生还能做成情景喜剧，其作品的典型情节全被融入进生活的荒唐中作梗。 正值盛年的莎翁一点文青的样子也没有，只是个靠写戏讨生活的伦敦漂，每次都需赶春运马车到家，在埃文河畔斯特拉特福德，剧院，伦敦蜗居孕育一般人看不懂的黄色诗歌和笑点需要靠脚注的喜剧。 这部剧就是莎翁的原材料，未经加工，他参与其中，苦中有乐，却不知正确地应用在未来的作品里，罗密欧与朱丽叶是爱情喜剧，借钱还肉不还血的桥段他原本打算带进坟墓，不懂拉丁文却可以写如此晦涩的情诗给同性异性偶像求爱。 无法得知这个有才有志青年怀着满满的墨水在伦敦打拼的心路历程，“鹊起之鸦”的名号叫得再响也不过是个拿演员薪水操文化人心，却不被主流剑桥毕业生认同的作家。世间百相他从底层体会到发迹，平视伟人，同情普通人，贴着骨肉去讲故事，用自己的语言，拐了几个弯的语言。 由此，莎翁为“鹊起之鸦”这种鄙夷称呼伤神，急于得到认同，赶着换穿时兴的裤袜，毫无文人风骨可言，这正是他的生活独特的所在，这种体现方式像他的戏剧，不想要的偏要来，渴求的非要转几个弯才出现。 正是因为剑桥毕业的富家子们把他隔离在上流梦外，莎翁的作品才不流俗，脑洞才得以开得清奇。